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cartelgathering:

thavaticanvagina:

vinebox:

What if you caught your mom having sex

I can watch this all day lmao

Noooooooooooo

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hipsterlibertarian:

Let’s Give Every NSA Employee an Anonymous Whistleblowing Opportunity

What if every NSA employee and contractor was required, once a year, to fill out an anonymous civil liberties survey? The anonymity of respondents would be persuasively guaranteed, and a multiple choice format would prevent the disclosure of any classified information.
1. The NSA targets the communications of American citizensa) oftenb) sometimesc) rarelyd) never2. In the last year I have witnessed Fourth Amendment violationsa) 0 timesb) 1 to 5 timesc) 5 to 10 timesd) 10 to 100 timese) more than 100 times3. Civil-liberties protections used by the NSA area) foolproofb) more than adequatec) only sometimes effectived) totally ineffective4. Congressional oversight of the NSA is a) if anything too onerousb) just rightc) inadequated) failing to stop serious abusese) Congress isn’t even aware of serious abuses5. To your knowledge, how many of your colleagues are violating the law or the rights of Americans? a) noneb) one outlierc) a fewd) a significant numbere) more employees than not
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hipsterlibertarian:

Let’s Give Every NSA Employee an Anonymous Whistleblowing Opportunity

What if every NSA employee and contractor was required, once a year, to fill out an anonymous civil liberties survey? The anonymity of respondents would be persuasively guaranteed, and a multiple choice format would prevent the disclosure of any classified information.

1. The NSA targets the communications of American citizens
a) often
b) sometimes
c) rarely
d) never

2. In the last year I have witnessed Fourth Amendment violations
a) 0 times
b) 1 to 5 times
c) 5 to 10 times
d) 10 to 100 times
e) more than 100 times

3. Civil-liberties protections used by the NSA are
a) foolproof
b) more than adequate
c) only sometimes effective
d) totally ineffective

4. Congressional oversight of the NSA is 
a) if anything too onerous
b) just right
c) inadequate
d) failing to stop serious abuses
e) Congress isn’t even aware of serious abuses

5. To your knowledge, how many of your colleagues are violating the law or the rights of Americans? 
a) none
b) one outlier
c) a few
d) a significant number
e) more employees than not

Read more. [Image: Reuters]

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penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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